endorphineas retuctus is in Doggy Heaven.

endorphineas retuctus

Age 0, d.

soo this guy was an abosulte yewnit... he even could walk all the way to outer space. hewas a space

ally
September 06, 2019 ally
September 06, 2019

Nickname: endie-fin swag

endie-fin swag was the swaggiest guy anywhere. eveyerwhere you looked he was just cool. kinda sucks that hes dead now. heres his story: endie fin swag was born on the edge of the grand canyon with only one thing: his esparagus minion. his esparagus minion's name was dinkel trickster. they went on so many grand adventures but one day endie fin got soooo hungry that he would have to stop eating pebbles and accidneatally ate mister dinkel trickster. that was the saddst part. then one day mister endie fin swag stumbled upon a small gargantuan peach man. they became close friends and got married on the end of the dock at ms. sarnies house. then ms. sarnie decided to take in the swag dwag and mister garganutan peach man as her own. she fed an bathed them annually. but accidentally one day she decided it was time to become iron man and she left them alone. i bet you guys forgot about mister dinkel trickster huh? turns out, hes still alive. this is the end of endie fin swag because the esparagus minion ate endie fin swag from the inside out. and they all lived happily ever after. the end!